£3.00
Need to acknowledge her birthday without guessing her age, referencing the passage of time, or triggering an existential crisis? Sorted. This card says ''Happy Birthday'' with style, sass, and absolutely no number attached - ideal for the woman who's ''29 again'' for the seventh year running. Pair it with a killer gift, a bottle of something fizzy, and your best poker face. No age jokes. No accidental insults. Just a clean win.
''She laughed, said ''you finally did something right'', and kissed me. Felt like I passed a test I didn't study for.''
- Mike, 40, Birmingham
