£59.00
Want the house to smell better than a takeaway without having to light a million candles?
Sort it out with the ''Smells Like You Care'' Flower Diffuser - a glass bottle filled with high-end scent, a black reed that looks smart, and a handmade flower that soaks up the fragrance like a charm.
Lasts 3?4 months, which is longer than most of your DIY projects.
Stick it somewhere obvious, act like you picked the scent carefully, and sit back while she bangs on about how "romantic" you are.
Effort: none. Results: legendary.
"Stuck this in the hallway and she spent a week thinking I'd ''matured emotionally.'' I was just covering the smell of football boots, mate Now I'm apparently husband material. Smells like victory."
- Rob, 40, Manchester