£59.00
She never sleeps properly? Always fidgeting, moaning about her ''busy brain''
Deploy the ''Silent Night, Better Morning'' Kit - lavender-loaded lotions and potions certified to knock out stress faster than Tyson Fury at weigh-in.
This isn't just beauty sleep. It's ?stop kicking me in bed? sleep. It's ?wake up in a good mood? sleep.
One whiff of this top-grade French lavender and she'll be snoring peacefully while you get the best kip of your life.
Bonus: well-rested women are a lot more fun the next night. Just saying.
"Gave her this because I was one bad night away from moving to the sofa. Now? Best eight hours of sleep I've had since 2003."
- Paul, 44, Sheffield
