£39.00
Want her to actually sleep through the night (and maybe stop stealing all the duvet)?
Get the ''Lights Out, Mouth Shut'' Silk Sleep Mask - 100% real silk, posh enough for a Bond girl, and soft enough to guarantee no ''I couldn't sleep'' drama at 2 AM.
Comes in three classy colours (pale pink, navy, champagne) because of course she'll want options.
Hand it over, act like you researched the benefits of silk, and enjoy 8 uninterrupted hours like a king.
Sleep like Bond. Win like Wick. Dream of peace.
"Gave her this silk mask and she slept through my 5-a-side game and my late kebab order. Best night's sleep since 2002. License to chill, lads."
- Gav, 40, Newcastle
