£40.00
Straight from the Scottish borders - where the sheep are hardy, the weather's brutal, and the national football team still hasn't recovered from the 70s - come the ''Hands of a Highland Queen'' Wristwarmers.
Made from 100% cruelty-free cashmere (no angry goats were tackled during production), these wristwarmers deliver pure softness, proper style, and a flex so strong William Wallace would've worn them into battle if he had a bit more fashion sense. Delicate cable knit, stupidly warm, and posh enough to survive her turning a coffee run into a full outfit photoshoot.
"She put these on and started demanding oat milk lattes and leading the dog like she was Queen of the Highlands. I just nodded, grabbed the lead, and hoped nobody noticed me freezing in a hoodie."
- Stuart, 38, Edinburgh
