£89.00
She's always banging on about her ''skincare routine''.
Sort her out early with the ''Face It, You're Winning'' Kit - four big-deal beauty potions packed in a bright vegan bag she'll pretend she needed.
It cleanses, calms, and brightens... which basically means she's glowing, smiling, and not threatening to bite your head off when you forget bin night. Bonus: travel sizes mean she'll look fresh on holidays too - no more mid-flight meltdown about dry skin. Buy it, hand it over, and enjoy being the bloke who "just gets it."
"Bought her this because she kept moaning about her pores. Now she's glowing like she's on a magazine cover and insists I'm ''marrying material.'' All that from four tiny bottles. I should be sponsored."
- Terry, 45, Croydon
