Slacker Note – Because Time is a Social Construct

£5.00

Forgot the date? Missed the post? Realised at 11:58pm that you’re giftless and possibly doomed?

Add a Slacker Note — a printed excuse that makes your lateness look semi-intentional and kind of charming.

We’ll pop in a message like:

  • “Your gift isn’t late. You’re just early.”

  • “Blame the post. And maybe me. Definitely me.”

  • “This delay brought to you by poor life choices and next-day delivery.”

Add it to your order and buy yourself 24 hours of forgiveness. Maybe.

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