£69.00
Some outfits are for staying in. Some are for going out. And some ? like Seduction Heroes: Mission Distraction Velvet Nightdress - are for completely derailing whatever plans you thought you had.
Rich burgundy velvet clings in all the right places, deep lace-up V-neck daring you to even try and keep eye contact. The cross-straps and high side slits are there purely to make sure you lose focus faster than a kid in a sweet shop. Soft, luxurious, and absolutely lethal, this isn't just a nightdress - it's a full-blown tactical strike on your ability to think straight.
Gift it to her. Brace for impact. Don't bother making plans - they won't survive the first five seconds after she walks into the room wearing this.
"Tried to keep a straight face when she walked in wearing it. Ended up cancelling the takeaway, the movie, and possibly my entire evening just to recover. Zero regrets. Full surrender."
- Tom, 36, Birmingham
