£29.00
Congratulations, mate - you've properly cocked it up. Time to stop talking and start fixing. Introducing Mr Wolf's "Please Forgive Me" Slide Box - the ultimate tactical apology weapon for men who know flowers alone aren't going to cut it.
Inside?
50 blank cards where you write why you love her (or why she hasn't buried you under the patio yet). A heart-shaped frame she can proudly display after you've wormed your way back into her good books.
And, because we know the creative juices run dry under pressure, Mr Wolf's Cheat Sheet - packed with stealable reasons you can copy, tweak, or straight-up claim as your own genius will be emailed to you upon purchase.
Slide out a new card each day = another chance to survive.
Write. Gift. Pray.
(And next time, try not to be such a bellend.)
"Thought I'd have to beg for weeks. Handed her the Slide Box, slipped in a few cheat-sheet reasons about her cooking and that holiday she planned - and boom, cuddles by Tuesday. Mr Wolf, you're a bloody magician."
- Ben, 41, Leeds
