£25.00
When a single ''sorry'' won't cut it, you need to hit her with reasons - fast and plenty of them.
Mr Wolf's "10 Reasons She Hasn't Left Yet" Heart Set is your quick, tactical strike to win her over before things hit DEFCON 5.
Inside the kit:
10 small wooden hearts, each personalised with whatever grovelling, funny, or charming line you can muster.
1 larger main heart - your big play.
1 drawstring bag, because even desperate damage control should look classy.
Write things she'll laugh at, cry at, or roll her eyes at - whatever gets you out of sleeping on the sofa.
Hand it over. Smile sheepishly. Hope for a miracle. Mr Wolf delivers. You just have to survive.
"Hit her with 10 reasons in 10 tiny wooden hearts - she cried, laughed, and finally called off the silent treatment. Best tactical deployment since D-Day, lads."
- Matt, 39, Manchester
