£18.00
Want to buy her something that looks boutique but costs you zero emotional labour? Sorted. This tall purple and clear dotted cocktail glass looks like it came from a designer homeware shop, not your panic scroll at 11:58pm. Perfect for those nights she pours a drink, lights a candle, and pretends you're the romantic one. It's chic, delicate, and guaranteed to make that supermarket cocktail mixer feel like five-star luxury. Just don't call it a ''glass with dots' when she asks why you picked it'' say it 'matched her energy' and collect your points.
“She said it was classy. I said it reminded me of her on her second glass. She laughed, poured a third, and I got lucky.”
— Kieran, 36, Nottingham
