£3.00
Need a guaranteed smile without guessing numbers or triggering a midlife spiral? This all-rounder keeps it witty and ageless. It lands for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends and the mate who pretends birthdays are ''no big deal''. Add a bottle or a brew and take the easy win.
''She laughed, rolled her eyes, and hugged me. Crisis averted.'' - Dan, 36, Manchester
