Privacy Policy

  1. 👀 Introduction – We Respect Your Privacy (Almost as Much as We Respect a Full English)

    We take your privacy seriously — tighter than Boris’ lockdown parties, and with less mess.

    This policy explains how we handle your data like the absolute legends we are. By using our website, you're agreeing to this policy. If you're not cool with it, maybe try a gift shop from 1998 instead.

    When we say "we", "us", or "our", we’re talking about Mancard — the crew responsible for making sure your anniversary gift doesn’t land you in the doghouse.


    🔎 How We Use Your Personal Data (AKA: What We Know and Why We Know It)

    We only collect what we need to make your experience smoother than your nan’s gravy. Here’s what we collect, and why:

    📈 Usage Data

    Stuff like your IP address, browser type, how long you’ve been lurking, and which pages you clicked. Basically, Google Analytics-level snooping to see what works and what needs a kick up the arse.
    Legal basis: Legit business interest (no creepy tracking, just smart improvements).

    👤 Account Data

    Name and email address — the basics. We use this to run the site and get your order from us to your doorstep.
    Legal basis: We need this to give you what you’ve asked for.

    🧾 Profile Data

    If you give us extras like your birthday, relationship status or favourite football team (RIP loyalty), we might use that to recommend gifts.
    Legal basis: Makes the site work properly and helps you look good.

    📦 Service Data

    Your order details. So we can actually send your gift and not just stare at a blank invoice.
    Legal basis: To fulfil our end of the bargain (aka: the contract).

    📬 Enquiry Data

    Send us a question? We’ll use the info to get back to you — we’re not psychic.
    Legal basis: To run the business and respond without ghosting you.

    💳 Transaction Data

    Stuff like your contact details, what you bought, and payment details (handled securely, don’t worry).
    Legal basis: We’re legally required to keep records, and you probably want your stuff.

    📣 Notification Data

    Opted in for emails? We’ll actually send them — shocking, we know.
    Legal basis: Because you asked for them.

    💬 Correspondence Data

    Send us a rant, rave, or thank-you? We’ll store it to improve service or stop the same thing happening twice.
    Legal basis: Admin, service quality, and a paper trail just in case.


    🕵️ Sharing Your Info – We Don’t Sell, We Deliver

    We only share your info with people who help us get your gift sorted — delivery companies, payment processors, or personalisation suppliers.

    We do not sell your data. Not to marketers. Not to Russian princes. Not even for a crate of lager.


    🧻 Data Retention – We Don’t Hoard Like It’s 2020

    We only keep your data for as long as we need it. After that, it’s either securely wiped or filed away where nobody (not even us) will touch it.

    If we legally need to hang onto it (like for tax or insurance stuff), we will — but only because we have to.


    🛠 Your Rights – It’s Your Data, Not Ours

    You’ve got rights. Use ’em:

    • Ask what we know about you

    • Correct anything that’s wrong

    • Tell us to delete your info (unless we legally need it)

    • Unsubscribe from marketing (we’ll still be mates)

    Want to exercise your rights? Email [email protected] and our team will handle it like pros (not interns).


    🍪 Cookie Policy – Not the Chocolate Chip Kind

    Yes, we use cookies. They help:

    • Keep your basket alive

    • Remember you’re logged in

    • Make the site smarter

    • Personalise the experience

    Blocking cookies might break parts of the site. You’ve been warned.

    Google Analytics helps us spy (legally) on what works. You can read their long, dull policy here.


    🔐 Security – We Lock It Down

    Your data is stored securely. We use encryption, firewalls, and common sense. Only the right people see your info — no clowns.


    🔄 Updates – We Might Change This (But We’ll Let You Know)

    We’ll update this policy if laws change, we upgrade the site, or if our lawyers get twitchy. If it’s a major update, we’ll email you. Otherwise, check this page now and then.


    🏛 Our Details

    This site is owned and operated by Mancard. You can contact us via:

    We don’t list our address or phone number because, frankly, 99% of the time nobody reads it.


    👮 Data Protection Officer

    Our data protection officer can be contacted via [email protected] — same as above. He’s not scary. Unless you’re a scammer.

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